You've just died and your family has reduced your remains to the contents of an Oreck upright! Where do you want to go?
I'm going to Disneyland!
Not content with buying $5 bottles of water and standing in lines so long Disney could market them as Goofy's Bataan Death Adventure, people are choosing the Happiest Place on Earth as just the spot to dump Grandma.
ABC News says it's not true. That's the same ABC News that is Disney's wholly-owned bitch so I'll let you decide how reliable they are.
Other sources say that dusty clumps of leftover loved ones litter the rides, from the Teacups to the Pirates of the Caribbean. But the favorites are The Haunted Mansion, which makes sense if Grandpa had an eerie sense of humor, and It's a Small World, perfect for that overly-friendly uncle because hearing that song for an eternity would be Hell on a scale of evil that would shame the devil.
For this Friday, I want you to assume you're dead. There's no mantle space left for an urn. Where do you want to be scattered?
Talk to me Dead Planeteers. Even if it's from the Carousel of Progress.