Thursday, July 24, 2008

The jokes just write themselves.

As Obama gets the rock star treatment in Europe, McCain talks to Channel 10 News in front of the Fudge Haus.

That's right.

The Fudge Haus.

Next to the Sausage Haus.

No, I am not making this up.

Submit your jokes in the comments section where the children won't see them.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

McCain is fidgety. His face says, "I might have been OK with just the sausage, but what with the fudge I didn't stand a chance. Who's idea was the fudge?" He longs for his manservant Julio to administer Maalox and Preparation H. What's the matter with soup? Doesn't anyone eat soup anymore?

McCain's companion attempts non-verbally to emphasize McCain's patriotism and Surge intimacy. Also he would have us know that the air around Senator John McCain is actually fine, in fact it's quite fresh.

--Mr. Knuckles