Good grief, Columbus.Sue, the woman in fits of unbridled glee over last week's gi-normous cookie, sent in this photo from Ohio, showing just what a deficient state Ohio is, cookie-wise.
Another reason to flee the Buckeye State.
How people live there is a mystery.
2 comments:
We don't bother with what is obviously a store-bought puny little cookies. We eat candy buckeyes, homemade peanut brittle, and in my family, my great-grandmother's cutout cookies and my grandma's famous sand tarts. We all gain a lot of weight over the holidays...
The rest of the year, grandma just sticks to homemade cinnamon rolls.
That's not a cookie! That's a wafer disguised as a cookie. Yes, Ohio needs our help. I'm sending cookies; real cookies.
By the way, I hope you're writing off this trip on your taxes as writer's research.
Dread
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