Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Looks Like The Laugh's On Us
Stop me if you've heard this: Soldiers who bought their own body armor may void their death benefits if they're KIA. No joke.
But the Pentagon suggests that military families learn to laugh it off. To help, the Pentagon has deployed a roving drill instructor of yuks, teaching familes how to walk like a penguin and bubble "ha, ha, hee, hee and ho, ho."
Not as funny as searching the Oval Office for WMDs, or putting Purple Hearts on band aids, but you go to war with the jokes you have, not the jokes you wish you had.