Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Let's try not to screw this up today.

I'm looking at you, Democrats.

I drove old ladies to the polls for McGovern.

I voted for Fritz Mondale.

Fritz Mondale, for God's sake.

I was there when Dukakis took his ride in that goddamn tank.

When Al Gore rouged his cheeks and sighed like an addled Gilbert and Sullivan ingenue, I hung in there.

When Howard Dean screamed and John Kerry spoke, I pretended everything was okey-doke.

So, tomorrow morning, I want to see these faces on the news. I'm not kidding.

I know Democrats would have trouble getting lucky in a women's prison, but there's no excuse this year. So make it happen, people. Make it happen.


Erin O'Brien said...


Graham Powell said...

One thing to remember: Presidents come and go, but the other 330 million Americans will be the same tomorrow as they were yesterday, and they are what makes America great. My politics may differ from David's but he cares about this country and is a good citizen.

Erin, I'm not so sure about you.

Anonymous said...

I thought Sarah was going to cry when McCain conceded.