I'm looking at you, Democrats.
I drove old ladies to the polls for McGovern.
I voted for Fritz Mondale.
Fritz Mondale, for God's sake.
I was there when Dukakis took his ride in that goddamn tank.
When Al Gore rouged his cheeks and sighed like an addled Gilbert and Sullivan ingenue, I hung in there.
When Howard Dean screamed and John Kerry spoke, I pretended everything was okey-doke.
So, tomorrow morning, I want to see these faces on the news. I'm not kidding.