For your attention:

I'm officially on vacation so I'll keep this short.

I've tried to wrap my brain around this mass of insanely angry white people and I read this over at First Draft:

These people are fans of something they call America, a long-running comedy/drama series in which cowboys fight bad guys while fucking prom queens and then feeling bad about it in church, all the while wearing a flag.

Beautiful.

If you haven't discovered the priceless political rants of First Draft, you're missing something.