The Bushies have always thought of themselves as America's reigning royal family, which is why they got so upset when that cracker from Arkansas handed Poppy his ass in '92.But the Bush twins, while treated as royal spawn, can't really carry the title, what with this being America and all. So, how do we fix that?
We do what rich American families have done for generations. We snag a foreign blue blood.
But, how do you meet a prince like the dreamy Prince Harry of the UK? You can't just flash your cooter at him, Jenna. He's a prince for God's sake. Women flash their cooters in his direction a hundred times before tea.
So what's a social-climbing young girl gotta do to get the Prince's attention? Here's a hint. Prince Harry is about to be sent off to Iraq. That's right. In the UK the well-connected (and who's better connected than Prince Harry?) fight their own wars. Unlike our rich, who like war as long as someone else does the heavy lifting.
So, how can Bar or Jenna get in the Prince's good graces?
By doing something bold and unexpected. Something like going here.
That's right, they can enlist for service in Iraq, taking the place of a reservist about to go for his third or fourth tour. That should impress young Harry.
So watch for it. Soon we'll see the Bush twins showing support for their father's foreign policy by signing up.
Oh, and you might also watch for those pigs that are about to fly out of my ass.
2 comments:
Prince Harry:
There's no way I'm going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.
Well, I give him mad respect for that, no doubt. But I sure wouldn't want to be one of the grunts standing next to him while he's tear-assing all over the desert.
Bravo!
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