I don't make resolutions.

I make jokes. The cheaper the better.

So here, my friends, is the last joke I'll post in 2007.

People bring in all sorts of snacks to work to share with us, fattening up their colleagues. It's nice.

This morning, some kind person brought in Bourbon Balls. That's right Bourbon Balls.

The last time I had Bourbon Balls, I was New Orleans for Mardi Gras.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all year, tell your friends.

OK, I didn't say it was a good joke, just the last joke.

See you in '08.