I don't normally go to Rupert Murdoch for news, but I found this story in the New York Post:Rudy Giuliani's third wife, Judith "Don't Call Me Judy" Giuliani, kills puppies. It doesn't say whether she eats the puppies or just skins them for their fur, but this can't be a good image for a potential First Lady.
Rudy already has a lot of questions about his cross dressing, his estranged children, his support for abortion and homosexuals, his criminal friends, his first marriage to his cousin, and his moving on to another babe before he's tossed the present trouble and strife out on her keister. (Say what you will, but our Rudy's a man of action. )
So this puppy thing could really come back to bite him on the ass.
Or maybe not. Maybe we can spin this to Rudy's advantage.
Rudy and Judy! Keeping you safe from poodles!
Rudy and Judy! Cleaning up the country's crap!
Rudy and Judy! If they'll kill puppies, just think what they'll do to Osama!
Yeah, this whole puppy thing could work out. Show the world that this is one couple you don't want to mess with.
So here's your chance to play presidential spinmeister. Tell us how you'd reposition Judy's puppy-killing. You might even win a spot in Rudy's West Wing.
And really, how much money have puppies contributed to Rudy's campaign? Bupkis, that's what. I say, fuck 'em.
1 comment:
Two arguments in their defense: First; probably most animal shelters in the country "euthanize" more puppies in a year than the entire Giuliani clan each decade. Secondly; they come from New York. What the hell do you expect for morals, life style, or judgement? You want a New York based President? You got Rudi and you got Hilary. Fahgeddaboutdit!
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