Thursday, September 25, 2008

Time out for really big news.

I know you're all shocked.

As we face, according to Sarah Palin, another Great Depression, her running mate suspends his campaign and wants to reschedule Friday's debate (conveniently in place of next Thursday's VP debate), bombs are going off in Pakistan, Cheney is getting an Iranian itch in a place he can only scratch with the muzzle of a gun, the National Enquirer has more details of Sarah Palin's extramarital affair, this is the most disturbing news for some of Clay's fans.

Here, from Clay's fan site, is the anguished cry of a distraught Claymaniac:

"This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment. "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

Aw, life is full of tragedy.

Thanks to Scott Holmes for this. You can read more of Scott's worldly insight here.

4 comments:

eviljwinter said...

No, seriously. Clay Aikens gay?

No wonder the markets are tanking. I'll bet Shearson AND Lehman knew it all along.

And they didn't say a word.

Now I'm out $700 billion.

Bastards.

norby said...

I know my world was rocked a little when Clay came out.

Beneath the Carolina Moon said...

Wow! What's next? Will we see Bill Clinton coming out of his closet support of McCain?

Jeff Shelby said...

Tens of people are stunned about this news.