Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Join the fun! Help Dick! Help your country!



First Draft's Athenae, the writer of some of the best political rants in the blogosphere (she's so beautiful when she's angry) has invited every one of us to help out former VP, Dick "Dick" Cheney.

He's writing his memoirs and he needs a title.

Don't let Dick down.

3 comments:

DebbyJ said...

Don't have a title, but I swear to God, the man's the spittin' image of Voldemort.

eviljwinter said...

OK. I'll say it. 'Cuz someone will anyway.

YOU DON'T KNOW DICK

or

GO F*CK YOURSELF: THE DICK CHENEY STORY

Anonymous said...

Cheney's "Other Priorities"
My Life in Assless Chaps

Or

I Told Him to Duck
But He Quacked Instead

Buckshot Mug Shot and Other
Tales of the Power Elite


That's about all the time I care to spend thinking about him.


Anon

(Not the Charles Emerson Winchester one that knows a dude in Canada with a prolapsed rectum -- the other one. Snack on it, bitches.)