First Draft's Athenae, the writer of some of the best political rants in the blogosphere (she's so beautiful when she's angry) has invited every one of us to help out former VP, Dick "Dick" Cheney.
He's writing his memoirs and he needs a title.
Don't let Dick down.
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Don't have a title, but I swear to God, the man's the spittin' image of Voldemort.
OK. I'll say it. 'Cuz someone will anyway.
YOU DON'T KNOW DICK
or
GO F*CK YOURSELF: THE DICK CHENEY STORY
Cheney's "Other Priorities"
My Life in Assless Chaps
Or
I Told Him to Duck
But He Quacked Instead
Buckshot Mug Shot and Other
Tales of the Power Elite
That's about all the time I care to spend thinking about him.
Anon
(Not the Charles Emerson Winchester one that knows a dude in Canada with a prolapsed rectum -- the other one. Snack on it, bitches.)
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