Another one caught with his pants down around his ankles.

I've said it before. The people most obsessed with other people's sex lives are the freakiest people on the planet.

Earlier this week it was David Vitter (R-Freaktown), a promoter of abstinence and one of the senators who made a big deal out of Clinton's White House hummer. A Really Big Deal.

This time Vitter was in high dudgeon over people asking about his private sex life. The senator harrumphed that it was nobody's business but his, his wife's and the hookers he paid for sex and diapers.

And I wish I was making that last part up. He likes diapers. Ew.

This morning the news broke on another conservative who couldn't control his dingly-dangly bits, even with the help of Jehee-zus! Coy Privette, a former Baptist minister was caught paying a prostitute for sex. That's him up there with the lovely hooker. Not exactly Richard Gere and Julia Roberts, are they.

The Reverend Privette was also the president of the Christian Action League of North Carolina, a group who wants God to toss drinkers, tokers, pornographers, gays, the ACLU and the multitudes of employers who discriminate against Christians (?) into the Everlasting Burning Lake of Fire.

Hmm, their web site makes no mention of adulterers. So that must be OK.

If only we had known that in the nineties. It might have saved us 77 million dollars and a lot of newspaper ink.