Where does she get these ideas?

My daughter, Molly, sent me this email about an hour ago:

Hey Dad- There's an article on msn.com listing America's drunkest cities...I noticed that most of the top 20 are either in the midwest or Texas. Hmmm....maybe that's why they all voted for Bush? Cause they're wasted all of the time?? They probably thought he was a chimp dressed up in a suit. Drunk people find that sort of thing HI-LARIOUS.

"Sheeeit, Jimbo, looky that monkey dey got all gussied up like a grown man, an' a-runnin' fer goddamn PRESDINT! Pass me another PBR."

Just thought that would be a good topic for your blog.

Really, who taught her to be this disrespectful of our president? Who did that?

Oh, that's right. I did.