"You must to be the biggest asshole that ever had a blog on the web."[sic] - Anonymous
"...or your favorite celebrity" What are they suggesting? "Boy, I sure miss Billy, but having his ashes here, safely tucked into a bust of Gary Coleman, really brings me comfort."Um, chalk this up to "Fates Worse Than Death."
Do they sell one with a sensuous, open mouth?Just curious.
I think I'd with the one shown, with the guy with the stubbly goatee and lobotomy scar staring blankly ahead. Or a tangerine John Boehner head...
This is brilliant. Even better than the scary painting of myself that I was going to hang in the great hall!
You know, everything I could possibly say about this would be grounds for moderation.So I'll just say I'm well and truly squicked by this and will settle for the ol' pine box when I check out. Thanks.
WTF.
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and ... OH MY GOD!
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"...or your favorite celebrity"
What are they suggesting? "Boy, I sure miss Billy, but having his ashes here, safely tucked into a bust of Gary Coleman, really brings me comfort."
Um, chalk this up to "Fates Worse Than Death."
Do they sell one with a sensuous, open mouth?
Just curious.
I think I'd with the one shown, with the guy with the stubbly goatee and lobotomy scar staring blankly ahead.
Or a tangerine John Boehner head...
This is brilliant. Even better than the scary painting of myself that I was going to hang in the great hall!
You know, everything I could possibly say about this would be grounds for moderation.
So I'll just say I'm well and truly squicked by this and will settle for the ol' pine box when I check out. Thanks.
WTF.
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