According to this guy on the Internet tubes, our family values VP has caught his pecker in a ringer:"WMR has been informed that the CEO of a major corporation ... reportedly engaged the services of [the DC Madam's] escort firm while he was the CEO and maintained a residence off Chain Bridge Road in the Ballantrae neighborhood in McLean, Virginia, a few blocks from the headquarters of the CIA."Dick "Dick" Cheney is touring the Mideast right now, but I bet Lynne just can't wait for him to get home.
WMR has confirmed with extremely knowledgeable CIA and Pentagon sources that the former CEO who is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey's list is Vice President Dick Cheney.
Heh heh.
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Dick really means it when he says "Go fuck yourself."
He just likes to outsource once in awhile.
If there's a god, please let this be true.
Dick makes an angry non-apology. Bush stands behind his VP (because his VP tells him to). Palfrey gets a six-figure book deal. Clinton is overheard at a fundraiser: "At least I never had to pay for it."
Patrick: you forget the part where the Bushistas claim she's "just trying to sell her book" right before they ship her off to Gitmo.
Dusty: good point. They'll probably lock up that painted Jezebel for leading Cheney into temptation. Tony Snow will make the announcement and remind us that, hey, everything changed after 9/11.
I haven't figured Tuesday's 4 letter word yet, and already I'm trying to figure out the code of the cross picture puzzle. I figure pick any noun and add monger to it, and it fits in the puzzle. But what's the point in proving the obvious?
Dread
This is good, very good.
Let's just hope it's the tip of the iceburg and they find a hard drive he's used someplace with the really nasty stuff on it.
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