Love is that thing that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol. - Ernest Hemingway
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another. - Ambrose Bierce
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier
It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. - Charles Bukowski
Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal. - Hart Crane
What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice - Charles Baudelaire
When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, where do we turn? To the murder column. - George Bernard Shaw
Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. - Johnny Rotten
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H.L. Mencken
The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking about themselves. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
And my personal favorite:
Love is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Mae West
1 comment:
The Hart Crane quote has always been a favorite. Thanks. And thank God this day is almost over.
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