Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Proof That Stanford Scientists Are Getting Baked in the Afternoon


When the president talked about human animal hybrids last night in the SOTU, I thought of Senator Rick Man-on-Dog Santorum, but I had no idea this was actually happening. Today, This Modern World has the following (to see the full story, click on TMW's link over there):

Chinese scientists at the Shanghai Second Medical University in 2003 successfully fused human cells with rabbit eggs...And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

Wow. Will they all sound like Orson Welles?

3 comments:

jamie ford said...

Figures. The man comes from Texas where sodomy is illegal and bestiality isn't.

secretdeadartist said...

So their finally getting around to admitting this stuff. Anybody who's been stuck in a gridlock knows they've been doing something like this for a long time.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"Wow. Will they all sound like Orson Welles?"

Yes! Always!

Narf!