It's been a long week.Stressful.
Full moon bad.
I can't even squeeze a laugh out of the Closeted Republican of the Week story because ultimately, it's just sad.
There are bad things happening all around me.
Even my usual succor, the blues, let me down last night when every solo I played sounded like frog farts on a flat rock.
Is it just me or is there something evil in the air?
If you feel like it, make me laugh. Tell me a joke. Send me a link to a man getting hit in the balls. A nun singing Weird Al. Anything.
Because I'm not feeling entertaining today.
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Go to Dave's blog and laugh at him trying to be all cool and stuff. It makes everybody feel better,
Guy walks into a bar and orders six whiskey sours. He proceeds to chug them one after another.
The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, what's the hurry?"
Guy says, "You'd drink these fast, too, if you had what I have."
Bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?"
"Fifty cents."
Guy walks into a bar and sees a humongous jar full of hundred dollar bills. Asks the bartender what it's for.
"Contest. You've gotta do three things to win the money. Drink this bottle of horrific tequila without regurgitating, remove a bad tooth from this nasty Rottweiler out back and go upstairs and satisfy an 85 yr old woman who hasn't had sex in years."
Guy shakes his head and passes.
Then he stays for a couple of hours, drinking himself into a stupor, looks at the bartender and says "I'll give it a shot."
Bartender nods and hands him the tequila. It is horrific, but he manages to keep it all down.
Buoyed by that, he asks the bartender "Where's the dog?" Bartender points to the backdoor and the guy stumbles outside.
Inside the bar, the patrons hear the dog barking and growling, the guy yelling and screaming, trash cans getting knocked over and just a general rumpus.
After about twenty minutes, the guy stumbles back into the bar. His pants are gone, his shirt is shredded, he's bleeding everywhere, but he smiles triumphantly at the bartender.
"Okay. Now where's the old broad with the bad tooth?"
Well, there was the Fong's contempt trial -- slap on the wrist. The lawyers weren't even D list.
Wait. It would've made you cry. Sorry.
Jeanne
Reading a few bad translations has a cumulative effect that's much like reading a few panels of The Far Side. This place never fails to make me laugh:
engrish.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUtE1d2fGk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkiouh5NEI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Od6EN9BqVc
Hope they work...
Okay, this one is bound to crack you up! You'll fall out of your chair! Promise!
http://bp1.blogger.com/_I8ShxjFr3rE/Rtq6ZHsNQDI/AAAAAAAAAVw/iZshEO3iIgk/s1600-h/GeorgeBushMtRushmore.jpg
Dread
I tried to find it for you on youtube, but you've probably heard it by now. My candidate for the most absurd thing you will hear this week is the interview where Bush was asked to comment on his legacy and responded entirely in monetary terms. Does he not know the concept or is that truly how he sees his eight years in office?
Where are you David?
Jeanne
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