"You must to be the biggest asshole that ever had a blog on the web."[sic] - Anonymous
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
The news is not good.
I just talked to the computer doc and it looks terminal. The're going to try to retrieve the two novels, but they're not optimistic. Everything else is gone.
Back up your work, Planeteers.
If I didn't have this job I'd be drinking myself to sleep.
One suggestion, though it may tend to tarnish you for life, is to phone up the NSA (anonymously) and accuse yourself of having some very dodgy things on that hard drive - nuclear bombs, chicken porn, photos of George W naked, that kind of thing.
They'll recover every last bite for you.
But you may have to accept your ITWR award from Guantanamo Bay...
5 comments:
Give it to one of your buddies in the FBI. Those boys can datamine anything.
Geez, I wish I lived closer, I'd lend you evilkev.
When my laptop crashed and burned, he recovered everything. There's almost no reason a pro shouldn't be able to recover the stuff.
But yes, back up.
Oh, man. I'm so sorry. Here's hoping you can get some of that stuff back.
Damn man. Sorry to hear about it.
But wait, all it needs is a shot of adrenaline directly into the heart. We can do this. Stat, nurse, stat!
Let it go, Daniel, let it go.
That does suck hairy arseholes.
One suggestion, though it may tend to tarnish you for life, is to phone up the NSA (anonymously) and accuse yourself of having some very dodgy things on that hard drive - nuclear bombs, chicken porn, photos of George W naked, that kind of thing.
They'll recover every last bite for you.
But you may have to accept your ITWR award from Guantanamo Bay...
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