This is the muck I sift through to find sparkling gems of overlooked newslets for you, dear reader.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are once again BFFs!
Here's the breathless news:
Hilton drove the duo to the restaurant in her Range Rover-- the fact Richie was riding shotgun really gives the reconciliation a genuine feel--and the celebutantes entered the restaurant side by side.
"We are back!" they said.
But, I bring this up only to make a larger point. (You were hoping I would, right?)
When Secretary of State Rice was in the Mideast, she was quoted as saying she would not negotiate with Iran because, and this is a quote: "Iran knows what it has to do."
Now consider this quote from Ms. Hilton, taken at the height of the Hilton-Richie Smackdown.
"...Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I am ever going to say about it."
OMG! We've got like, Paris Hilton for Secretary of State. Now I'm like worried about, you know, frying in a nuclear exchange or something.
Really. Somebody, like, shoot me.