To quote Ken Kesey in The Whole Earth Catalog, "I've used cornstarch on my balls for years."
If you don't know Ken Kesey or the Whole Earth Catalog, ask your grandparents.
Still, it was a great testimonial to the comforting power of cornstarch. I heartily recommend it to my male readers.
What I DON'T RECOMMEND is an unnamed Body Powder made with "soothing" oatmeal flour. Do not use this stuff anywhere near your balls. In fact, don't use this stuff in the same time zone as your balls. It is not soothing, unless you think pouring turpentine down your shorts is soothing. To call this powder soothing is to call Ann Coulter a kind and caring human being.
Oatmeal flour may be fine for pancakes and other comestibles, but it is not to be sprinkled on your balls, not unless you enjoy the feeling of your genitals in flames.
I say this in the spirit of public service.
And to explain why I was late to work this morning.