McCain/Palin unveil a new campaign ad.

They just didn't trust the base to get the message.

Quoting a fascist in Sarah's speeches went over their heads. Trying to figure out what gutting a moose had to do with lowering taxes made their brains hurt. Even painting Obama as a terrorist had them wondering why he didn't die with the other 9/11 hijackers.

So they've gone simple.

For the more sophisticated GOPer like Rich Lowry, Young Republicans and others who can't get a date, they've put Sarah in heels.

Jesus, I think this kid just busted an egg in his shorts.

Thanks to Jesus' General, Eschaton and Pam's House Blend.