A few of us went out for lunch today. While we were sitting in traffic, our windows down, a guy in a truck going the opposite direction was cut off by another driver. We heard him assess the other driver as, "Dumber than Palin."
Which inspired me to create a few neologisms in honor of the Governatrix's unique contributions to our political dialogue.
Palinate - (verb) to condescend to your audience by dropping your g's when you talk.
Palindrome - (noun) to be unqualified, coming or going.
Palinize - (verb) to continue saying the same thing, even though the facts have proven you wrong.
Sarahnade - (noun) to talk about small town values as if crystal meth, bigotry and knocked up teens are what made this country great.
Palisseum - (noun) a place where masses assemble to hear a speech they've heard on TV.
Palink - (verb) to blink rapidly when asked a follow-up question.
Palinque - (verb) to blink rapidly when asked a question about foreign policy.
Pallitive - (adj.) words that don't mean anything but make your base feel good while you're losing an election.
Sarate - (verb) to cut your enemies once you achieve power.
Palinism - (noun) a falsehood, told with a wink and a smile.
Paluded - (adj.) to hold with conviction a belief that is flat-out wrong.
Feel free to add your own.