Friday, October 17, 2008

Republican women are misunderstood.

In California, a Republican women's club showed just how they keep their husbands amused without ever mussing their hair.

The side-splitting illustration up there is from the newsletter put out by the distaff members of the GOP's San Bernardino klavern. As you can see, someone has put Obama's face on food stamps, which explains the ribs, fried chicken and watermelon.

What? You think it's racist? In the interest of fairness, before we tar this baby with that brush, let's let the women sprechen for themselves.

From the LA Times:

"I apologize to anyone who was offended because that was not my intent," said club President Diane Fedele. "...It was strictly an attempt to point out the outrageousness of Obama's statement that he doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."
See? It was all because of Obama's outrageous statements. Just like when their husbands are forced to strike them when they get out of line, Obama brought this on himself. He made them do it.

If Obama had kept his mouth shut and learned his place, these women would never have done anything that intolerant people might find intolerant.

To prove the innocence of this illustration, let's take a quick poll.

Anyone who thinks this is funny, please raise your hand.

See? It was just a joke. A funny, funny joke.

Next week, these GOP women will kick off their annual Gyp A Jew for Jesus bake sale, complete with home-made goodies fresh from the ovens.

Bring the kinder!


pattinase (abbott) said...

Republicans women--I just don't get it. I bet you could find out through a study that most of them identified strongly with their banker/military fathers.

Beneath the Carolina Moon said...

Chief, we have bad news and good news. The bad news is that the buffalo are all gone and there is nothing left to eat on the plains except the buffalo chips they left behind. The good news is that there are plenty of them.

I'll be so damn glad when this election is over. Like the Japanese guy said, "It's erection year in Amelica. Evelybody gets sclewed!"


pattinase (abbott) said...

Can't say it on my blog but I'll say it here. Colin Powell just made me weep with hope.